Going To Have To Rethink The Name Hawkeye

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Iowa DT Brady Reiff was arrested after mistaking a police car for an Uber while drunk. The Iowa Hawkeye football player was charged with public intoxication. A breathalyzer test showed Reiff had a blood alcohol content of 0.204.

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Iowa Head Coach Kirk Ferentz announced the 22 year old Reiff will be suspended for the team’s season opener against Northern Illinois.

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