World War Si

Just in time for the Christmas season, the Central American migrant caravan marching towards the U.S. – Mexico border has arrived within eyesight of America to President Trump’s chagrin.

Per CNN:

Tijuana, Mexico (CNN)US Customs and Border Protection closed road and pedestrian bridges on Sunday at the San Ysidro port of entry, one of the largest land border crossings between San Diego and Tijuana, Mexico.

Groups of Central American migrants have been converging on the Mexican border city for days in their quest to gain entry to the United States. Their presence has drawn Mexican troops, protesters and fiery rhetoric from President Donald Trump and Mexican officials.

As crowds amassed at San Ysidro, around 500 migrants overwhelmed federal and local Mexican police blockades and rushed toward the border, said freelance reporter Alfredo Alvarez, who is in the crowd.

Brace yourselves folks. This may get ugly…

Carey Hart Will Shoot On Sight

Carey Hart, former motocross superstar and husband to pop singer Pink, posted an Instagram photo today showing a bunch of armed guys who look like cast-offs from the set of “Training Day” with a warning against anyone thinking about looting the burnt out homes in Malibu, California area.

Hart should have just posted a picture of his wife. She’s more likely to kick everyone’s ass than the clowns in the photograph!

Fire Over Westworld

As tragic wildfires spread throughout the California area, all sorts of stories are coming out about people fleeing their homes and extensive property damage.

Already, 5 people have been reported killed by the fires, the city of Malibu has been evacuated, Caitlyn Jenner and the Kardashians have fled their home due to the blaze and it is now reported that sets from the HBO series “Westworld” have been destroyed in the inferno as well.

This on top of the terrible shooting at the Borderline Club the other night.

Our thoughts and prayers are with the people of California at this difficult time.

The Liberal Trump

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Hey hey hey! Look at Governor Jerry Brown in Cali! He may be the flip side loony of President Donald Trump. The man, in the past week has signed an inordinate amount of bills and lawns while also proclaiming that California should launch its own satellite!

He’s signed the strictest Net Neutrality law in the country which the federal government is already suing the state over, signed the strictest gun control laws in the nation which will likely be legally challenged under Second Amendment auspices, a forced housing law on BART transit property and a law requiring all corporations in the state to have at least one woman on its Board of Directors. He also signed a law allowing the public to have access to internal police investigations!

Just waiting for that state to fall into the ocean…

Another California Bail Out

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Per Fox News:

Suspects awaiting trial in California will now have their bail eliminated, according to a bill signed by Democratic Gov. Jerry Brown on Tuesday.

In lieu of bail, suspects will be gauged under a risk-assessment system, although the details of the program, which will take effect in October 2019, were not immediately clear.

Suspects looking at serious, violent felonies won’t be eligible for release prior to trial but the majority of suspects arrested for nonviolent misdemeanors will be let go within 12 hours of being booked, according to the legislation.

The bill gives officials 24 hours to determine whether other suspects should be released before trial. That time can be extended by 12 hours if necessary.

Yup, that should help the old prison crowding situation. In the very least, the bureaucracy should lessen…

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The Bird Is The Word

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Tyrone Keith McAllister, 18 year old estranged son of Union City police Chief Darryl McAllister, allegedly attacked a 71-year-old Sikh man in Manteca, California. He appeared in court Friday, smiling and waving his middle fingers at media cameras, a report said. Tyrone McAllister and a 16 year old unnamed friend approached the 71 year old Sikh man at approximately 6am asking for money. When refused, they attacked Sahib Singh Natt, knocking him to the ground, kicking him and waving a gun in his face.

So what’s worse as a parent?

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Behind door number 1 we have the embarrassment of the sheer violence of the crime by the child of a man sworn to protect and serve the community as a law enforcement officer.

Behind door number 2 we have the fact that junior is showing absolutely no remorse in court, smiling like a fool and flashing gang signs like an immature idiot.

Behind door number 3 is the likely conclusion that Tyrone thought that he was attacking a Muslim but he’s just too dumb to realize that a Sikh is actually a man of Indian heritage.

Take all the time in the world while picking an answer. We’ll leave you with a song while you mull our query…